What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
Why is America not good at clash Royale answer they lost 2 towers🤣🤣🤣🤣
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
Make America Great Britain Again!
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
Ameikka is fuilled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sanwicth(
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
When you get injured😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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In America, you work on plantation In Soviet Russia, plantation work on you!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
(Enjoy!)
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
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