America jokes
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
America and UK are a joke.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.