If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why’s America suck at chess They lost two towers
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."
What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
“What’s your name?”
“Am erica”
“No i asked for your name, not your country”
America and UK are a joke
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Let's go brandon
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
what's yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism
