This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
Why does america have more guns not people
I would make a joke about America... However the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
the s in america stands for safe.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings ❤️🤍💙
dude missisipi got a better kd ratio than you
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
Your hairline so far back it took a trip to America
i’m illegal
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love 1 and hate the other.
