What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
So I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: not again brother I'm only 8
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
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Everyone put ur age here
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
