#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
I was out dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Me: What the diffrtn between me and my grandpa? Friends: What? Me I've been alive for the past 14 years
