Age jokes
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!