If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Who is the least young Dave Daveon
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Me when people ask how old my Girlfriends are: There 2 their 4 their 6 their 8.
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
what age is served for breakfast
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
Vrigos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying
