Age Jokes

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages

when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.

he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is

my jokes are like kids with cancer they never get old.

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

My father left me at a young age

He was only five

How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?

you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..

sorry

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The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.