I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
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Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
