My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
my jokes are like kids with cancer they never get old.
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
My father left me at a young age
He was only five
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
