Age jokes
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.