Age jokes

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Who is the least young Dave?

Dave-on.

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.