My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Underage Girlfriend
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dumbo. The joke is funny because the dude's girlfriend is only 7 years old, which is messed up. Calling someone a pedophile is a serious accusation, but in this case, it's made even more shocking and inappropriate by the age of the girlfriend. You probably think that's okay.