Age jokes

One man was very depressed because he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home, and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grieve.

Suddenly, with his head raised up, he sees Santa Claus walking by. "Santa?" he asks. "Why are you early? It is not even Christmas?"

"Ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Let's worry about you instead," says Santa. "What is the problem, my friend?"

"I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house."

Santa: "I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life, and I'll give it to you."

Man: "My first wish is I want my house back."

Santa: "Done!"

Man: "My second wish is I want 1 million in cash in my bank account."

Santa: "Done!"

Man: "My third wish is I also want my job back!"

Santa: "Done, but before I actually give you those wishes, I have to hump you."

Man: "Okay. Let's do it."

So Santa Claus takes off his pants to hump the man.

After they are done humping, Santa asks the man: "How old are you?"

Man: "I am 35 years old."

Santa: "And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!"

What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"

At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?

One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That it will never get old.

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Most people age up on their birthdays,

Stephen levels up.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!