Age jokes

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.

What do you call an orphan when there 18?

Homeless.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."