Age jokes

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Wanna hear a clean one?

Old man takes a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty one?

Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.