Age jokes
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Memes
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Whatโs the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesnโt fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Whatโs the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. ๐
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
What goes up but doesn't come down?