Age jokes

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

Wanna hear a clean one?

Old man takes a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty one?

Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....