Age jokes
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.