Age jokes
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Borthwick's hairline.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.