Age jokes
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.