Age jokes
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
What's the best thing about twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty-one of them.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.