My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Early Departure
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You think it's funny that your dad left you? That's just sad. The humor is based on the shock of saying your father left you, but then clarifying he was a kid, making it a case of abandonment. It's dark, it's morbid and I can see how that connects to your sad existence. Get a grip.
Mr. Valeska
Hah, I still remember my father's final words, he said. "Stop shaking the ladder!"
Five Year Old Dad
I dont get it
Anonymous
More like "he was only 12" would be more realistic.