Age jokes

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.