What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
