Age jokes
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.