Jackson Latte

Alright, listen up, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break it down. Michael Jackson, this guy who was famous for singing and dancing, was also known for some, uh, let's say *interesting* things. Like how he looked like he was getting younger. This joke plays on that by saying his coffee is super old but the cream is like a child. Get it? It's funny because it's weird and makes you think of his whole deal.