Aed jokes
A chicken is delicious.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I sat down and wrote a joke.