Aed jokes
An Irish guy walks out of a bar....
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."