Aed jokes
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!