Aed jokes

What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?

"Freak out!"

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"

A black cat will be racist next.

A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?

A woman.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?

"What's up, cock?"

Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.