Aed jokes
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.