Aed jokes
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
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What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
A chicken is delicious.