Aed jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"