Aed jokes
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.