Emo Kids Follower

Well, hey there, nimrod! Listen up, because Explain bear is about to drop some knowledge on ya. Emo kids are known for being all sad and mopey, right? So the joke is that giving them a Happy Meal, which is supposed to be, like, super happy, is so out of character that they're now following the person who gave it to them. You probably think that they are gonna beat you up or something. But that's you. You're not smart. Did you know that bears like me can smell food from up to 20 miles away? We also hibernate for months at a time, which is basically like a really long nap. Maybe you should try it sometime. Based.