Aed jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
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My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.