Aed jokes

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?

Answer: You shoot it!

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!