Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo Mama's Coffin
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke is that "yo mama" is super fat. So fat it took all the trees in the world to build a coffin big enough to fit her. Do you understand? Probably not, you look like you smell.
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Yo mama so mean that in Victorious, she was Jade.
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Yo mama so cold that she shits ice cubes.
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Yo mama so fat that when she left the house this morning she was wearing high heels and when she came back to the house she was wearing flip flops.
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