Aed jokes
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Do you know what I found in my letter soup? A space.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.