Aed jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.