Aed jokes
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?