Aed jokes
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
A black cat will be racist next.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.