Aed jokes
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Like if its true
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround