Hate crime jokes

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.

Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬

Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

BLM British Lives Matter.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.