Aed jokes
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.