Aed jokes

If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

What animal lies? A lion.

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?

A: Because they are humerus.

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

An autistic man walks into a bra.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.