Aed jokes
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
What animal lies? A lion.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Well.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.