Aed jokes
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?