Aed jokes
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"