Aed jokes

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

When you have a bladder infection,

You're in trouble. 😜

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.

Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?

Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?

Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.

Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.

Son: And you got $0.00.

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

Boy: Okay, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Brick.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"

Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.