Aed jokes
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.