Aed jokes
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
wear sweatpants.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.