Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
Claustrophobic Astronaut
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people with a brain. An astronaut who's claustrophobic? That's like a fish hating water. Claustrophobia means you hate small spaces, and space is, well, space! So, he needed "a little space" Get it? Because he is an astronaut and he is in space... which is space. You are dumb.