Aed jokes
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!