Aed jokes
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
She really wanted a boner.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!