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Jesus's Virginity

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Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "nailed." It suggests Jesus had sex before dying, but it's really referring to him being literally nailed to the cross. Get it? I doubt it, with that smooth brain of yours.

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