Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Jesus's Virginity
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the double meaning of "nailed." It suggests Jesus had sex before dying, but it's really referring to him being literally nailed to the cross. Get it? I doubt it, with that smooth brain of yours.
KatsukiBakugouSimp
my dudes a 100000+ year old virgin
Anonymous
Blasphemy