Aed jokes
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.