Aed jokes
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!