Aed jokes
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.