Aed jokes

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

I used to be a banker...

But then I lost interest.

Why are wives also called a housekeeper?

Because after the divorce, they keep the house.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!