Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how freakin' HUGE yo mama is. Like, so big, they couldn't just use a regular camera to take her school picture. They had to use a satellite, which is usually for taking pictures of the whole Earth. Get it? Because she's the size of the planet! You're probably so dumb you think a selfie stick is high-tech.