Aed jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.