Aed jokes
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.