Aed jokes
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).