Aed jokes
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
cat..............Just a cat here
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.