Aed jokes
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!