What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it highlights a real issue in America. Guns have constitutional rights, according to some people, but your pecker doesn't. It's a way of poking fun at the current state of affairs. It's funny because it's kinda true, and you should know because you are a dumb dumb that doesn't have any rights.