Dating site jokes

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.