Dating site jokes

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder