Dating site jokes

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.