Aed jokes
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!