Aed jokes
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.