Aed jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."