Hangout jokes

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

Chat box hangout.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.