Hangout jokes

Chat box hangout.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?

"Wanna hang?"

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.