Aed jokes
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
like if u can relate
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.