Aed jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."