Aed jokes
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Delyla is a bitch.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.