Aed jokes
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.