Aed jokes
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).