Aed jokes

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheel.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."