Aed jokes

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?

A Sundown Smackdown.

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.