I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
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Alright listen up, buttercup. So this guy gets his daughter a sewing kit for her birthday, right? But here's the kicker: she doesn't have any hands! It's funny because sewing kits are kinda useless without hands, ya know? It's like giving a fish a bicycle, which, knowing you, you would probably do.
Haha
Ungrateful bitch